Love Lessons - No burps allowed

April 24, 2008

Things not to say to a woman #104

So my best friend came to town a few weekends ago. It was just what we both needed. It's a beautiful Saturday afternoon and we he leave my place and head to the train to grab the phenomenal veggie burgers at the diner in the meat packing district. And as Im thinking of things to say to let her know just how much more fun she would have living in NY (and yes I fully disclosed my personal want to have my bestest bud here), we round the corner from my building and some guys are hanging out. Its the standard group of guys that you can feel that hunter energy and if you are a girl with 10 fingers and 10 toes you prepare to be hit on.

After one exclaims how amazed he is to find an attractive brown skinned girl, he gives me his best line . . .

"Girl, I'll suck the burp out of ya."

Nice buddy, just classic. And this just as I tell her how the NY dating scene is cool and there are some great guys here. . . I guess I should have added they don't mind helping you release toxins? how thoughtful.

A beautiful day in the neighborhood . . . .


  1. shara said...:

    i'm speechless.

  1. jameil1922 said...:

    "Girl, I'll suck the burp out of ya."

    ditto shara.

  1. *Tola* said...:

    im craking the hell up right now...

    that sounds GROSSSSSSSSSSS

  1. Elle* said...:

    I'm with Tola, I'm suppressing the urge to laugh! LMAO...

  1. Sass said...:

    umm ewwwwwwwww... that serves you right for trying to sell her pipe dreams lol "the NY dating scene is cool and there are some great guys here" here?? where??
    maybe its just me.

  1. Danielle said...:

    Oh. No.
    That's just so wrong! I'm inclined to believe you encountered a performance artist who's making fun of gross one-liners because if he was for real...?

    Man, I don't even know what to say to that. HA!

  1. Miss Yasmine said...:

    lmao. a definite classic!