Things not to say to a woman #104
So my best friend came to town a few weekends ago. It was just what we both needed. It's a beautiful Saturday afternoon and we he leave my place and head to the train to grab the phenomenal veggie burgers at the diner in the meat packing district. And as Im thinking of things to say to let her know just how much more fun she would have living in NY (and yes I fully disclosed my personal want to have my bestest bud here), we round the corner from my building and some guys are hanging out. Its the standard group of guys that you can feel that hunter energy and if you are a girl with 10 fingers and 10 toes you prepare to be hit on.
After one exclaims how amazed he is to find an attractive brown skinned girl, he gives me his best line . . .
"Girl, I'll suck the burp out of ya."
Nice buddy, just classic. And this just as I tell her how the NY dating scene is cool and there are some great guys here. . . I guess I should have added they don't mind helping you release toxins? how thoughtful.
A beautiful day in the neighborhood . . . .
A beautiful day in the neighborhood . . . .
i'm speechless.